back home..

I’m back from KL!!! woots~

 wif loads of pic.. hahaha

Over..

yea… juz a little update from me here. i’m not feeling good.. had fever.. body shivering all over.. dah telan 4 biji panadol ni.. time to tangkap lentok.. next wk is my 1 wk break. term break.. yea..

hmm.. mayb itss the exam fever. hahah.. actualli baru je habes test.2 tests.. loL~ anyway.. nxt tues i’m leaving for KL wif Is and gang.. Jgn la jatuh demam during tad period.. haizz..

i wanna enjoy.. but how eh..

The Orang Panjang Contemporary Mat Dictionary

Something off Friendster
The Orang Panjang Contemporary Mat Dictionary

Gua [goo-wah] noun – What some mats and minahs use to call themselves.
Similar in using “lu” when referring to others. A legacy that dates
back to the times of Mat Rocks back in the early 80s.

A common trick that can be played on Mats is to ask them to translate
the English phrase “Monkey Cave” into Malay. The mat will then say
“Gua Monyet” (I’m a monkey).

Mat [mat] noun – To the rest of the world, the word simply means a
Malay guy. But within the Malay community itself there is a growing
disparity in consensus to its actual meaning. Popularly, it’s used to
denote a guy who converses primarily in Malay, as opposed to the more
“English speaking” types.
Favourites of the mats include tapered jeans, trucker caps and weepy Malay
songs with sickeningly suicidal lyrics.

Matrep [mat-rape] noun – An extreme version of the mat. In addition to
the usual mat accessories, a matrep will also come adorned with tattoos
and matching body-piercings in weird corners of his body.

Minah [mee-nah] noun – An expression used to denote a Malay female.
Derived from the popular Malay name, Aminah, which used to be all the
rage some time ago. It was sort of the “in-thing” to name your
daughter Aminah back in the 60s and 70s. In fact, legend has it that if
you go to Geylang Serai market and shout “Hai Minah!” at least a
quarter of the makcik population there is going to turn around and smile
at you.

Picit [pee-chet] adjective – When a mat tells you to “picit” him, it
does not mean that he is trying to be cheeky (or gay, if he is talking
to a fellow mat). It simply means that the mat wants you to call him on
his mobile. What were you thinking?

Relaksuah [ree-lek-soo-wah] adjective – Official slogan and life motto
of the mats and minahs.

Sial [see- yal ] noun / adjective – A full stop in every mat’s
sentence. Eg: “Tadi aku nampak accident sial Rabak sial Aku tak bedek
sial Kesian sial” Translation: Just now I saw an accident (full stop)
It was bad (full stop) I’m not kidding (full stop) Poor guy (full stop)

In its purest form, “sial” means “jinx” but mats have refined
the art of using the word to include it at
the end of their every sentence. Also comes in the more polite
form “siak” and “siul” for those who
do not want to sound too crude.

Skank [s-kank] adjective – A favourite weird-looking dance performed by
mats and minahs. Usually done at any of the various gigs that mats and
minahs love to congregate at. At times, you do detect evidence of
artistry in the dance but most of the time they just look like they’ve
been possessed by the ghost of a restless retard.

Sowie [soh-wee] adjective – An expression of apology used by minahs.
Commonly used in SMS and instant messaging. Actually they can just use
the word “sorry” like every normal human being but minahs think that
it will make them sound extra cute to deliberately talk that way.
Example : “I will be late. Sowie!”

Step [se-tep] adjective – To beguile, dissimulate or impersonate
something or someone that they are not. Also commonly used to describe a
fellow mat or minah who acts in an arrogant manner. E.g.“Kau jangan nak
step tak tahu eh?” Translation: Don’t you dare feign innocence in this
matter. Can also be used as a gerund e.g. “stepping”.
See next entry.

Step Jambu [se-tep jam-boo] adjective – What minahs do when they are
sitting alone in a train and a group of mats walk in. It is a general
exercise where the minah “controls” her facial muscles and posture in
a way that would make her look her best. This would usually involve
looking incessantly at her handphone for no particular reason.

Stoppit [setop-eet] adjective – A general expression of intolerance and
dismay. When a minah uses this phrase, be very careful for it signals
that she is about to lose her cool or get very violent.

ripped from.. http://je-suis-eeks.livejournal.com/

Happy Valentine’s Day

To all you singles out there..

Go get urself a partner.. =P

 

And to all couples out there.. stay happy together!!

 

Happy Valentine’s Day to all..  

Giant Fish!!

harr.. kalo korang nk tau, aku baru jumpe sepupu ikan arowana aku. hehehe.. kad Giant, jB tau..

memperkenalkn.. sepupu sepusat, sepuseh ikan arowana..

Back from break

cakkk~

i’m home.. hahaha.. yep, back from JB – bukit indah. stay over @ my cousin’s place for 2 night.. well, didnt realli expect the kinda fun which i had in mind. can say a little dissappointing. didnt get to travel far but except onli tad area. might as well i stay in singapore and travel ard rite. most of the shop there closed. and for goodness sake – its chinese new year. oh yea..

haha.. anyway. didnt did much there.. went to JUSCO.. den to Angsana Plaza.. den back to their crib. sianz.. didnt even manage to cover both place.. its like 2hr and there.. pe bende nk cover sumer.. lebih baik dok umah betol? hahaha~ see even i can summarize the whole day event into like 1 short paragraph here. loL~ damn.. i’m good..

the nxt day.. the guys went for friday prayers after which we join the ladies at KipMart. sumting like GekPoh gitu.. had lunch den went home.. interesting rite our day? hahahaha.. V-E-R-Y!! in the evening, we had a little BBQ and a very short karaoke session. trust me.. its a short one.. 6 songs and we’re ask to stop. mak oii.. aku gi Cash Studio ngan Bom lebih mulia. hahahhaa~

tak amik gambar sgt coz.. tkde mood.. ni amik pn terpaksa.. hahahha~ tkpe.. nnt 26 ni.. aku gi KL pulak.. ngan member aku.. Time to enjoy.. Realli enjoy~

Vivo – Wif da gang

yea.. chinese new year is juz round the corner.. woohooo!! holiday beb.. and i’m still thinking if i shud follow my mum masok jB and stay wif my cousin.. loL~

anyway, past week i met up wif my poly mates. the last time i saw them was like last year sept.. ni pn kalo member tk balek australia, tkde such meetings. hahhaa~ had dinner @ Ramen Ten. hmmm.. dun realli like it.. lotsa variety in the noodles section -dry or soupy. i try the dunno wad chicken. hahha~

nice presentation, but the taste isnt to my liking. hahaha.. tk sedap pn licin jugak.. oh well.. perot lapar..

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